The main person you should watch out for here is Goku. He can power up to Super Sayajin 4, which makes him, shall we say, quite capable of kicking your butt from here to Kami's Hell. I do firmly believe he is far more powerful than the Sailor Senshi. The best way to kill him would be to poison him (heck, just kill ALL the fighters by feeding them poisoned food--except for Piccolo. He only drinks water . . .) If you want to take over the world by peaceful means, then plead to Goku's soft heart. After all, the only reason why he would actually hurt a fly is if the fly would try to kill people and take over the world and all that. I suggest politics, if you really want to take over this place.

Home to the infamous Batman. Yeah, sure, he doesn't have any super powers, but somehow or another, he always wins. (Must be another plot hole . . .)

I personally believe that the best way to get rid of Superman is either find a whole bunch of kryptonite and strap it to his back, or just tell Piccolo he's a very evil person. That way, if you are lucky, you will be shooting two birds with just one bullet!

Okay, so a monk that goes chibi and has gravity defying blue hair and magical powers, a foul-mouthed fire wielding bandit, a very strong cross dresser . . . Trust me, you don't want to go here. Besides that, there is no such thing as TV or microwavable snacks or pizza in this world. (Although if you brought them along, you could make a bundle of money that can't be spent in any other world . . .)

If you are male, then you will have a 10 (to fall in love) to 1 (not fall in love) chance of falling in love with Miaka, who is the only known creature to be worse than Chibiusa!

For one thing, Lina Inverse is as greedy, if not more so, than you. The only reason why she didn't take over the world is because she's smarter than most of us out there. Needless to say, because of the magic she wields, she's as powerful as Goku. She also eats as much as him, so poison shouldn't be an issue to be avoided. Her weak point is "that time of the month" (for dense men out there, ask just about any girl). Also, Xelloss is a pain when you try to be evil. (For that matter, he's a pain when you're trying to be good!)

Personally, I love the idea of taking over this Universe. Advanced technology galore! If you have magical powers, just think of how you could wipe this place out and leave everyone asking who got that number on the nuke . . . Pretty much all you have to watch out for all six very pretty young men who combat in giant machines called Gundams. (And I mean very pretty!) Seduction wouldn't work, I don't think. However, I think they might be a little speechless if a big dragon sort of showed up and melted everything. (Oh yeah, definitely so!)

Trust me when I say this: When you have an aquatransexual with four fiancés, a pig that flies with the unselfish help of those who punch/kick it, a perverted midget whose power comes from the panties he steals from the school's girls' locker rooms, it is time to say "Bye-bye" to your sanity. Your showing up to take over the world while riding a very big dragon is somewhat of a common occurrence. Your butt getting kicked into last Tuesday is too. This is the #1 place to avoid. Why? Because I really don't think anyone's heart would be able to stand up against the sight of a yeti riding a bull carrying a crane and an eel with a name like "Pantyhose Tarou" (just doooon't call him that to his face!).

I know that Kenshin doesn't look like much, being small and girlish-looking, but believe me, he can really kick butt with that backward sword as it is. Okay, technically, you'd have to travel through time in order to get to this place, but if that's the case, then move forward enough in time just after the guy croaks, and THEN take over the world! Of course, taking over the world isn't very technical either . . . However, modesty is a nice thing here, and if you MUST wear that bikini thing I advised you against in the Dungeons and Daggers chapter, go ahead and wear it here. (If you're lucky, you can win with all of the nosebleeds that get rid of your opponents . . . )

Okay, here you have a fire demon (Hiei), a demon fox (Karuma), an orange-sword wielding troublemaker (Kuwabara), a poltergeist detective who shoots energy from his index finger (Yuusuke, who is also the son of one of the three demon kings), Death who wears a pink kimono and flies around on an oar (Botan), King of Hell Junior (Ko-Enma), and a whole bunch of other facrotys.

Okay, first of all, what do you do when you face off against a fire demon? You attack them with water! Get Sailor Neptune to attack him, and with your luck, one of the other will die! Right? You better hope so. However, if you must be cruel, poke his third eye out with some scissors. Now what do you do with a demon fox who controls plants? Easy! Attack him with a giant weedwacker! (Well, at any rate, it would be a nice thing to see . . .) Kuwabara, you just have to tie up to a very large stone and dump him over the side of a bridge (preferably in DEEP waters), you can chop Yuusuke's index finger off with a butcher knife (a bit bloody indeed, but think of the pain YOU won't go through in the long run!), Botan is like, the god of death, so kill someone so she can pack the person over to Hell to be judged, and as for the Junior King of Death, take the damn pacifier away from him! Not only is he too old for it, but the thing also happens to be his weapon! (They come in all sorts of packages, that's for sure.)

That's pretty much all of the more common universes I could think of at the time. But these are the main ones that should be watched out for. Remember, I won't think less of you if you really don't want to try to take on any of these worlds, at least until you are very strong.

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