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On some days, it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. You've been humiliated by the senshi; all your plans have gone to poop on you; you have lost your spoils to the victor. This is just a terrible thing. It is difficult to concentrate and stay focused on your mission when you have had such a difficult day. Stress is something you need to get rid of.
So what do you do? You take it out on someone else! One of the best ways to relieve stress is to make voodoo doll in the cause of your misery's shape, and stick lots and lots of needles into it. If Lady Luck is with you, the cause of your misery will have an equally unpleasant day, which makes you very happy.
Of course, if you feel better if you took your misery out on someone else, be careful as to who it is. Due to some very large plot holes, all of your victims will somehow or another be connected to the Sailor Senshi.
But if this doesn't bug you, then here are some victims I highly recommend for you to pick on:
One of the more popular victims during the earlier part of the series. She was attacked nearly every time. Due to her being Sailormoon's best friend, there is a certain thrill as to trying to kill/steal energy. If you are looking for a rush that would brighten up your day, go for her! Also please note, if you are going to kill her, get her American counterpart too, because her Brooklyn accent is a crime you would really love to eradicate upon hearing it yourself . . .
Another thing to note would be some more people whom you would probably like to hurt and some advise going along with it.
1) Orphans--Little kids who suck on their thumbs and drag old teddy bears around are always fun to pick on. However, when they look at you with these huge eyes that water up, then you start to feel like a turd. Don't stare into their eyes. If you feel bad about picking on homeless brats, then don't do it. (You're supposed to be EVIL though!)
2) Old people--*is pulled on ear by grandmother* 'Nough said.
3) Insurance companies and used car salespeople--actually, I think you would be considered a hero if you carried through on this. Do you want to go through with that? Maybe you want to befriend them . . .
4) Crappy Internet providers--my personal revenge really. The fastest speed I have ever been able to maintain was 16k, and the average is 8k. Do me a favor and blow all of them up. And while you are at it, you can get me a satellite connection. ^__^ Please? I mean, I'm doing you the favor of making this Guide for you! ;.;
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