Food? Money? Girls?

We all have our weaknesses. What are they? Do we secretly love someone? Do we want something so much we are going to take over the world just to have all of it? It's good to be greedy, but we have to look at some factors.

Be careful what you ask for. If you become too greedy, Lord Fate just might kick you in the pants for it. I'm going to take in some villains as an example.

When you want girls/boys . . .

The most likely thing is that you aren't going to get who you want in the end. Like poor Prince Demando. He never got Serenity like he wanted to. (frankly, I think they made a cute couple. :D) And then there was poor Esmeraude, who did everything for Prince Demando. She died screaming his name. Now I know I mentioned love before in an earlier chapter, but avoid love at ALL costs.

Just because they have a pretty face and/or a kind heart doesn't mean you have to fall in love with them! Remember, if you do, then you die. If you don't, you will still probably die, but then you won't have to live up to the thought you made the dumb mistake for falling for someone. Okay? But, if you are just full of hormones, realize that after you become the sole dictator of whatever you are taking over, you can build your harem, selecting only the most beautiful creatures in which to serve you.

When you are after money . . .

Yeah, when you take over the world, you are automatically in charge of the money. However, if this is the only reason why you are going to try and take over the world, then don't do it. There are easier ways to get money while not risking your life (and sanity, when the IRS catches up with you finally).

Like playing the lottery, or robbing a bank, or becoming a lawyer or getting deeply involved in politics. Become the President of the United States!

When you want food . . .

Go steal some.

To elaborate more on this . . . Why do we want to take over the universe? Because it's there! Why do we want to destroy good? Because it's there! So why are we evil? Because we can be! No one can stop us! . . . Well, actually they could, but that is why you are reading this, so you can find a better way to succeed at what you do.

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