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Or if you are out driving on the road, "SPLAT!" Or if they are really big and you drive into them, "WHUMP!"
Seriously folks, this is a chapter dedicated to the lowest of all evil life forms. The monster-of-the-day.
Now, don't get me wrong; some of these monsters were actually pretty good, like that time droid in the last bit of the R season. If she hadn't turned her back on the others, then she would have actually succeeded. But there are some things that should be pointed out here you should avoid.
Monsters like "Sailor Guts" from the SailorStars season are nothing more than comedy relief. (SWEAT Bombs? Come on!) While they are original, and Eternal Sailormoon couldn't do much while she was running around with her hand over her nose, people like me are sitting on the side lines, and splitting their sides with laughter!
It doesn't do your reputation much good if we think you're nothing more than a joke. We won't take you very serious. While it is most certainly true you do not want a monster that is more powerful than you, you must remember: the monster-of-the-day reflects upon who you are. So you want a deadly and powerful monster that is fireproof, waterproof, lightening-proof, ground-proof, energy-proof, and rose-proof. Much like you. ^__^ Impossible it might seem, but Evil Sailor Galaxia was just that up until Sailormoon held her hand out to her. Now there's a role model for you!
But do you have the time in which to create/train these creatures? Heck no! After all, you've got a world/galaxy system/universe to take over here! If these monsters get destroyed every episode or day or whatnot, then you need someone else to do it! Here's another business card you may want to look into:
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