And just what is the worst nightmare, you might ask? A giant sundae chasing a giant hotdog? Hmmm. What kind of sundae? Raspberry? Butterscotch? If you ask me, you should watch what you eat before bedtime. I mean, never mix chocolate with tobasco sauce. No, it's a bad thing to do. Actually, this is the most scariest thing in the world! Eeeek!

No, it's true! Have you ever seen this pink spore launch into her Pink Sugar Attack? That is just a sorry sight. No, it's not the attack you have to look out for, but the sight of her. It is enough to turn anyone's stomach! Beware of her! She is the TRUE evil! No matter what anyone thinks! She is so cute, it's enough to turn any evil being's stomach! And if it doesn't turn your stomach and you like pink . . . Well, being a teenybopper is evil too, I suppose. ¬_¬ In its own wicked way. Just don't touch me though. I took a bath recently.

Anyway, going on with the subject . . . This chapter is all about your main enemies. We will run through their strengths and weaknesses, and what to do when you are stuck fighting them.

This is another one of your worst enemies. In fact, she is the name of the show. In fact, she is the one who knocked out all of the other villains! You need to beware Klutz-o. If you don't, she will kill you or--worse yet--make you good! Be careful not to fall for her act of "If you let me help you I can make you feel better and then you will be good, and you will love that!".

Persona: Sailormoon - Alias: Tsukino Usagi (now that you know who she really is, you can hunt her down and bump her off before she can do anything about you)

Strengths: The good *ick!* of her heart. She will try and convince you that you are doing bad. Since you already know that what you are doing is bad, you don't have to listen to her. She has very powerful attacks though. There ought to be a law against letting airheads having too much power; it just isn't healthy. Just watch for the magical sequence where she is swinging into her attack, and then hit her with an attack of your own. Since you are evil, don't worry what this will do to your reputation. I mean, we're trying to cultivate what an evil, wicked person you are!

Weaknesses: Her stomach. She must always be filling it. Take over the candy capitals of the world and watch her come begging to you on her hands and knees. Another weakness is that idiot in a top hat, Tuxedo Kamen. Kill him when he throws a rose at you, and when Sailormoon runs to his side, kill her.

Persona: Sailorvenus - Alias: Aino Minako

Strengths: Her friendship for others. *it's okay to be sick* She can also jump really high, making it easy for her to dodge attacks.

Weaknesses: Cute men. She is willing to fall in love with just about anyone. Take advantage of this and seduce her if you have to. Also take care of that walking, talking, white cat of hers. He happens to be her (for want of a better word) fan club. Think: neutering. :)

Persona: Sailormars - Alias: Hino Rei

Strengths: Okay, Sailormars is the soldier of fire, which means her attacks are all fire-based and if you go up against her be sure to bring along some burn crèmes. (Tip: don't get the cheap ones; they make your skin peel). Also, because she is psychic, she may easily detect you.

Weaknesses: Sailormoon. These two are best friends even if they do fight. Try to kill her and Sailormars will be distressed. Also, since fire can't stand water, try drowning her. If it doesn't work--then try strangling her. Either way, you do need to get her out of the way.

Persona: Sailorchibimoon - Alias: Chibi-usa (Also known as "That bratty pink spore that needs to be bumped off because it would be a favor to mankind itself." Or, if you want a shorter description, she's the brat I mentioned who was the scariest thing in the world.)

Strengths: Her friends. No, it's true. She's got the entire senshi team to protect her. I don't know why, either! You'd think they would be grateful to be well rid of her. (Oooooh! Wait! Suuuuugarrrrrr!)

Weaknesses: Well, first of all, she is PINK!!! And made of sugar!!! That makes her liable to being mobbed by someone like me. ^__^ Also, if you can separate her from the other senshi, you will have no problem killing her because she is a weak opponent. Be careful of Elios though. (Bring a pair of spurs and a hackamore if he does come.)

Persona: Sailormercury - Alias: Mizuno Ami

Strengths: She is very smart, she uses computers, and you need to watch out for that bubble attack of hers. But she is also incredibly weak and I am sure all you need to do is attack her with a giant sponge.

Weaknesses: Her attacks are more of the offensive than the defensive and she is quite a shy/quiet person, not to mention exceedingly polite. Plead to politeness--don't worry what this will do to your reputation. You are evil, you know you are. If that doesn't work, whip out your handy dandy playgirl magazine. She should be too scandalized to react. And if that doesn't work, revert to a giant sponge for all of her attacks, and if THAT doesn't work, be a brat and send a virus to her computer that will steal her credit card number, wipe out her hard drive, and make the speakers curse at her.

Persona: Sailorjupiter - Alias: Kino Makoto

Strengths: Don't try beating this person up. She is the kind who would look at you, then punch your teeth in. Plea to her feminine side. Think: cooking, cleaning, babies . . . Lots of babies.

Weaknesses: Same as Minako, which is a cute man. Which is why I mentioned babies. She can't exactly fight with one on each hip and another on its way, can she? So seduce her! Ah, but then there is the slight problem with your being a woman. You can't exactly seduce her if neither she nor you swing that way. Hmmm . . . Tell her Gackt is giving out autographs two blocks away, and then watch her run.

Persona: Sailorsaturn - Alias: Tomoe Hotoru

Strengths: It is said that this person is the strongest senshi of all, her attacks are capable of wiping out whole worlds. (Hey! She managed to wipe out the Moon Kingdom in the manga!) When she starts on them, watch your hinny! They pack quite a punch!

Weaknesses: Not much, except when it comes to physical exertion; she can't do much because she's not too energetic. Wear her down by making her chase you in circles. When she starts on her attack, hide behind someone she doesn't dare hurt-- like Sailormoon. And as for Sailormoon, tell her that you changed your mind and you want to be good. Then stab her in the back while she pleads for your case to Sailorsaturn.

Persona: Sailorpluto - Alias: Meioh Setsuna

Strengths: Sailorpluto, the guardian of time. That should tell you everything you need to know.

Weaknesses: Maybe she moves a little slower than the others, being because she is so old? Also, her only friend is Chibi-usa, which has to be a weakness. You can't blackmail her with that either . . . However, she might be a little lonely for the companion of a nice man. *hint hint* But then again, if you're a woman . . . Hmmm . . .

Persona: Sailoruranus - Alias: Tenou Haruka

Strengths: A person who would punch you faster than Sailorjupiter because she is one person you would not want to tangle with. A nasty-tempered person, and very strong.

Weaknesses: Other women. Take advantage of her homosexuality and send her some poor, weak female (or you can do it yourself; even if you don't swing that way, remember: you are evil!). But watch out for Sailorneptune, her real lesbian lover. The quiet ones are always the ones you have to watch out for; even they can get really jealous.

Persona: Sailorneptune - Alias: Kiouh Michiru

Strengths: Sailoruranus' lesbian lover, if that isn't enough to make her strong, being an outer senshi would.

Weaknesses: I'm not sure, but since she does have water-based attacks, you can use the same strategy as you did on Sailormercury. Attack her with a sponge! Hahahahaha! Or if that is too weak and she still kicks your butt, then catch yourself a Pikachu Pokemon. Since electricity is conducted best in water, it will no doubt do wonders against Sailorneptune. And face it, if that doesn't work and Sailorneptune kills it, look at it this way: Pikachus are the epitome of cuteness; by your terms, they need to be destroyed.

Persona: Chiba Mamoru - Alias: Tuxedo Kamen (AKA Cape Boy)

Strengths: Those roses. He can really throw them! Of course, what I don't see is if he has such great throwing power, why he just doesn't take up knives? Anyways, watch for those speeches he makes. They give you a really bad headache! Oh yeah, and his girlfriend is Sailormoon.

Weaknesses: Try to kill Sailormoon, and he will run to her side. Try to kill Chibi-usa, and he will run to her side. And here's a tip I learned a long time ago: Never fight in a cape, it gets tangled too easily. Remember this and see if you can choke him with the corners of it. *And to think; he used to be one of us!*

Return